dimanche 29 juillet 2007

The Poop Scale

We volunteers live in a constant state of colon troubles. It is usually not really a problem - mild discomfort or inconvienance - but you dont usually feel all that sick. So bowel health is a regular topic of conversation here. Thus we have a poop scale. It goes from 1 to 3. 1 is essentially water. 2 is normal. 3 is if you havent visited the latrine in a few weeks. SO conversations go like this:

Becca: hey boo how ya doin?
Ray: Im alright i was up all night in the latrine.
Becca: Balls! What are you rockin?
Ray: Well I was at a 1.2 but Im back at a 1.6
Becca: Well thats not bad. Im at a 1.8 myself

Just an example. Awesome.

3 commentaires:

Brandon a dit…

That's hilarious Becca. I hope that you stay regular! Did anyone send you the new Harry Potter? If not let me know... cause you gotta read that thing.

Jackie a dit…

Oh thank God these people are normal like you! I was so worried they'd be freakos...

Anonyme a dit…

I would expect nothing less with you being apart of the group. You are one of the only people I know that would make up a poop scale. I love you and miss you!