We volunteers live in a constant state of colon troubles. It is usually not really a problem - mild discomfort or inconvienance - but you dont usually feel all that sick. So bowel health is a regular topic of conversation here. Thus we have a poop scale. It goes from 1 to 3. 1 is essentially water. 2 is normal. 3 is if you havent visited the latrine in a few weeks. SO conversations go like this:
Becca: hey boo how ya doin?
Ray: Im alright i was up all night in the latrine.
Becca: Balls! What are you rockin?
Ray: Well I was at a 1.2 but Im back at a 1.6
Becca: Well thats not bad. Im at a 1.8 myself
Just an example. Awesome.
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That's hilarious Becca. I hope that you stay regular! Did anyone send you the new Harry Potter? If not let me know... cause you gotta read that thing.
Oh thank God these people are normal like you! I was so worried they'd be freakos...
I would expect nothing less with you being apart of the group. You are one of the only people I know that would make up a poop scale. I love you and miss you!
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